holy shit cows are huge
and very sweet and rather smart compared to the credit they’re normally given.
i love when people realize how huge and sweet cows are/can be
help omg <3
reblogging for my sis and guardian-of-fun
//SOBS COWS ARE THE BEST
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."
I CANT BREATHE
Okay so I did an RPG once and my character literally portrayed an angel of death. I got so lucky that they walked into a room of bad guys and I killed all of them just by looking at them. That’s how bad they rolled
I don’t ever want to think about you again.
Marvel Heroes Height Comparison Chart - Illustrated for HalloweenCostumes.com.I always thought Storm was taller, but I guess it’s because she always wears heels? Though that doesn’t explain why the Thing often appears taller.I thought it was interesting that the movie version of Rocket was much much shorter than the comics (he’s roughly the size of an actual raccoon), in comparison to Wolverine, who is much taller in the movies (Hugh Jackman is 6’2”).
Wow, it’s really weird to me that The Thing is so short.
You know what I’d love to see?
- Disney gets the movie rights to Spider-Man.
- Through all promotions, trailers, and advertisements, the actor playing Spider-Man is never revealed.
- Then the movie comes out, and…
So would Spidey in the trailer be wearing the Miles Morales suit or?